There is an amazing drug in our midst, and I am going to teach you how to get your hands on it, a tranquilizer that cuts emotions short, a drug that allows an individual to put off feelings, of anger, stress, and anxiety.

Thousands of people have been using it 20-30 times per day. But maybe you haven’t heard about it. It’s one of the fastest acting drugs in the world.  Pretty cool huh. Have to be careful though, try it two or three times, and there is a good chance you will be using it for life. But hey, after using it for a few years many people call it their new best friend. Sounds like a good compromise.

So today you are in luck. If you too are wanting to get your hands upon a powerful drug, without going to the Doctors, I’m going to tell you how. No fuss. No worry. Your own personal tranquilizer, to use when ever you want.

Are you ready?

You are going to need about $15-$20. Maybe a car or perhaps you can walk. A disguise won’t be necessary; a natural composure is the best plan to get away with this one. If you are under 18 you may need an older brother or friend to help you. But for everyone else, here is the secret to getting hold of one of this amazingly powerful drug.

Your first step to acquiring all the necessary ingredients, is to make your way down to the corner store. Now remember, this is the important step, you must pretend to act absolutely ordinary. No loitering, no shady glances. Just pretend like it’s totally normal to go about buying a hazardous, toxic powerful addictive drug from a place that sells sugar covered lollies, and chocolate coated ice creams to kids. It’s okay, no one knows what you are really up to, so stay calm. Make sure you have a pleasant smile and a straight face, stay relaxed and use please and thank you.

Now this is what you say….

“One packet of cigarettes please.” Did you do that? That’s all you had to do. Please don’t tell me you hid your head in shame. No, no,no. You have to pretend it is absolutely normal to enjoy ‘sticking old dried leaves between your lips and setting them on fire (Joel Spitzer, 2006).

Now, if it went to plan you are holding a packet of cigarettes. It is the nicotine we want. (It is why no one smokes herbal cigarettes).   And if you didn’t know it, nicotine is an insecticide. It kills insects. And now you get to put it in your body. You can inhale in as much insecticide as you want.

Any time you are a little stressed or bored   you get to suck down insecticide to make yourself feel better. Isn’t that awesome. Busy day at work, go puff on insecticide. Angry with your partner, have a puff on insecticide.  Frustrated with the kids, have a  puff.   Puff, puff, puff away to a care free life.

Of course you do smell of ash and poisons but that’s nothing a few peppermints, a change of clothes, a shower, some deodorant and a quick brush of the teeth won’t fix.

Of course if you were to realize that smoking does nothing for you. That millions of people get through life fine without smoking. You probably wouldn’t want to start in the first place.  And if you are a smoker, maybe you have realized you are not the type of person who wants to be inhaling  insecticide to deal with life’s stresses.  If you are thinking about quitting, for more information contact Paul Dixon  at Lifestyle Hypnosis Auckland.